AI thoughts. Comedic voices. Viral pets.
Their thoughts.
Our voices.
Everyone laughs.
Turn any pet video into a personality-packed voiceover with synced captions—ready to share before the moment passes.
Three clips each week. No credit card required.
“They see me chewin'… they hatin'.”
Live from the couch
Every side-eye deserves a script.
Our promise
More pet. Less production.
Fast by design
Go from camera roll to captioned clip in minutes.
You stay in control
Review the words and voice before anything is exported.
Honest free plan
Create three watermarked clips every week at no cost.
From side-eye to spotlight
One tiny clip. A whole personality.
Petologue handles the writing, performance, captions, and format while you keep the moment that made you reach for your phone.
The main event
AI turns body language into a punchline.
Upload a short clip and Petologue reads the scene, drafts an on-brand inner monologue, and voices it with comedic timing.
Choose the attitude
Try sassy, posh, dramatic, or movie-trailer delivery until it sounds like the voice you have always imagined.
Export ready to post
Get a vertical video with auto-synced captions—no separate editor or two-hour production detour.
Plus mode
Two pets. Two voices. One ongoing feud.
Multi-pet mode gives each star a distinct voice, turning snack disputes and sofa politics into full conversations.
Simple pricing
Start with the next funny moment.
Use Petologue casually for free, or unlock every voice and household storyline with Plus.
Free
For spontaneous pet moments
$0 / month
- 3 clips per week
- Automatic scripts and captions
- Ready-to-post vertical exports
- Petologue watermark
Plus
For prolific pet storytellers
$5.99 / month
- Unlimited clips
- No Petologue watermark
- Sassy, posh, and trailer voice packs
- Multi-pet conversations
Good to know
Before your pet goes on record
The camera roll is waiting
Give their next look the monologue it deserves.
Upload a clip, pick a voice, and meet the character who has been living in your house all along.
Make your first clip